Saturday, October 10, 2009

The First Letter - The Disease of Christianity

My Dear Roachrock,

I am working on compiling a list of bottles and potions that you should look into. They may help with the Area, it seems the Followers are realizing a bit too much. I have requested reinforcements from the High Command, and they will be dispatched to you shortly. Please note, that due to your rank, they are mostly worthless underlings so don’t send them back by rushing them to the front lines. Remember what I taught you, be subtle, and wait until they are thoroughly in fleshly 'need'. Human weakness is their memory. What follows is an elementary Features list of the Disease. The Symptoms are characteristics of the Changed.

Name
Real Christianity

Cause
A decision made by the patient to follow Jesus Christ, coupled with a belief that He died for their sins and rose again three days later.

Symptoms
A complete reliance on Jesus, which in all cases yields the following:
Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self control.

Treatment
Entice them to walk according to their flesh. It is our greatest ally, in all cases it yields the following:
Sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like.

Terminal
Yes

Roachrock, I must encourage you some, sometimes it often slips into that glorious phase of ‘Lukewarm’ where the patient buys into enough lies so as to pick and choose which portions of their truth they believe. In this case, we have them, as a Partial (ref. Rocky Soil) isn’t one at all – in the end. They only desire the social or positive benefits they can gain from the Changed, these are excellent targets for your new regiment. Do not attack the Changed with what I am sending.

- Shrapnel

1 comment:

sacredfaith said...

1 Peter 5:8
Galatians 5:16-25
Matthew 13:1-29
Revelation 3, especially v. 16